My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off Free

Have you lost your swimwear to a rogue pool filter? Share your story in the comments below. Let’s build a support group. We’ll meet at the hot tub—where there are no drains.

If you find yourself staring down the barrel of a suction drain, experts offer a singular piece of advice:

Are you ready for a laugh-out-loud story that will leave you in stitches? Look no further! "My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off" is a sidesplitting account of a mishap that will have you giggling uncontrollably.

My brand-new, ocean-blue swim trunks had been sucked into the bowels of the municipal water system. I stood there, frozen in waist-deep water, as a toddler pointed at me and asked his mom, "Why is that man white all over?"

Have you lost your swimwear to a rogue pool filter? Share your story in the comments below. Let’s build a support group. We’ll meet at the hot tub—where there are no drains.

If you find yourself staring down the barrel of a suction drain, experts offer a singular piece of advice:

Are you ready for a laugh-out-loud story that will leave you in stitches? Look no further! "My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off" is a sidesplitting account of a mishap that will have you giggling uncontrollably.

My brand-new, ocean-blue swim trunks had been sucked into the bowels of the municipal water system. I stood there, frozen in waist-deep water, as a toddler pointed at me and asked his mom, "Why is that man white all over?"