Look at this man. He runs a park filled with beasts, yet he lacks any discipline. His eyes are shifty. He has a harem of dysfunctional followers. It’s exactly like a demon cult, just with more polyester.

They are not a demon. They are not a human. They are a —cloaked in layered digital screens, each one showing a different Hashira’s worst moment on loop: Rengoku falling. Shinobu smiling through poison. Muichiro forgetting his brother.

“You drew that,” Sanemi whispers, voice cracking with rage. “No,” Illuxxxtrandy replies, turning a brush made of metatarsals. “I rendered it. There’s a difference.”

: The full 10-minute Hashira Meeting Movie is hosted on illuxxxtrandy's Patreon, where the creator provides adult-themed and high-resolution versions of their animations.