The Probability of Nothing

: Version 0.7.3 expanded the game into a "new universe" by adding a parody of The Simpsons , featuring Marge Simpson.

: A pumpkin hunt outside the Griffin house with a random spawn probability.

Guess that’s the parody, huh? Family Guy asks, “What if one guy was an idiot?” This show asks, “What if one guy was blessed—and cursed to smile through it?”

: You can give up to two gifts per day to any girl. Giving gifts does not advance the in-game clock, making it the most efficient way to "farm" affection.

And I realized: I’m not raising a child. I’m raising a person who has never learned what happens when things don’t work out.