Momochan Honeymoon Mitakun Top ((hot)) | Potato Godzilla

On their second night, at the guesthouse that smells faintly of lacquer and old incense, they trade secrets under a rooftop sky freckled with airplanes. Mitakun folds a potato into the palm of her hand like a bowl; Momochan traces the dimples of its skin and confesses a childhood superstition—that if you press your ear to a potato at midnight, you can hear the ocean. They laugh, then press the dull warmth to their ears together, and for a moment the noise of the world recedes into something softer: the distant roar of waves, the whisper of a thousand small beginnings.

PG sighed, pinching his brow. "You followed us on our honeymoon ?" potato godzilla momochan honeymoon mitakun top

Yes, it’s as chaotic as it sounds. This story was allegedly posted as a 12-chapter web novel on Syosetsu (a Japanese user-generated novel site) under the title “Potato Godzilla, Momochan’s Honeymoon, and Mitakun’s Top Confession.” It gained a cult following of 200 dedicated readers before the author deleted it in 2023. On their second night, at the guesthouse that

He grinned sheepishly. "I wanted to surprise you with a wedding toast. But the coconut fell, then the flippers…" PG sighed, pinching his brow

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So go ahead. Write the fanfic. Draw the potato kaiju. Let Mitakun be top. And may your honeymoon be as weird and wonderful as this sentence.