“Rohan! If you take a twenty-minute shower again, I am throwing your Playstation out the window!” yells the mother, Meera, holding a wet toothbrush in one hand and a school tiffin in the other. In an Indian home, the bathroom is a battleground. The father needs to shave, the son needs to “freshen up,” and the daughter needs to wash her hair. The unspoken rule? Speed is godliness.